Guest blogger Tracy Rowan talks about her new ebook, Call Me But Love. Four things that never happened to Romeo.
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Thank you. I’m taking a rest from it right now, but will return to it eventually.
Judd: “If this conversation about me is going to be had, I will do my part to insist that…”
More than are featured in this video, I can tell you that much.
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Here’s the cover art for my upcoming release with Silver Publishing. It’s by the very talented Lee Tiffin. Isn’t it a delight?
Devil in the Details: Rafe is a young man with a problem. His lover, a wealthy and powerful man, has become increasingly demanding and possessive, and is occasionally abusive. Gavin is prepared to do anything to get what he wants.
What Rafe wants is a little peace and security. And he wants it with the owner of the new cafe in the neighborhood.
Driven to despair by his lover, Rafe calls on his half-brother, a demon named Grim, to help settle things.
Here’s a taste:
Rafe returned to Maraczek’s café about eight-thirty the next morning. He’d brought a book and was prepared to read while he waited, but Dave saw him and let him in. “They’re cooling. Come on in back and we’ll have milk and a cookie to start the day.”
"Really? In back?"
Dave laughed. “That’s right. The Inner Sanctum! C’mon. I don’t want anyone seeing you in here and rapping on the window.”
They went back into the kitchen and Dave pointed him towards a stool. Then he brought two big glasses of milk to the table. “Chocolate syrup? I make my own. You really should try it.”
"Oh sure, why not?" The butterflies started flitting around inside Rafe’s stomach. Was Dave going to put the moves on him with chocolate syrup and cookies? Rafe had to admit it would be a novel approach and one he could appreciate, but he wasn’t sure if it was such a good idea. Hard on that thought came the certainty he didn’t really care too much if it wasn’t a good idea.
"Why not indeed? It’ll make you feel like a kid again." Dave fetched a big cobalt bottle, and a plate full of cookies. "These are also known as never-twice-the-same-cookie because I use whatever’s on hand."
They were huge, heavy cookies that smelled heavenly. “What on earth is in these?” Rafe asked.
"Try it and see if you can figure it out."
It was something to distract him from the awkward but very exciting attraction he was feeling for Dave. On the first bite he got oatmeal, walnuts and chocolate chips. “Chocolate chip oatmeal, right?”
"That’s a start. What else?"
Rafe took another bite. Dave was watching him closely. Watching him take bites, watching him chew. Rafe nearly forgot how to do both, but then the flavors tugged at him. “Not raisins, but… wait,” There was an almondy quality to the dried fruit. “Dried cherries?”
Dave seemed pleased. He nodded as he mixed chocolate syrup into the milk. “Right. And?”
"Coconut?" Dave confirmed it. "Spices…" There was the rich, friendly aroma of cardamom, the brightness of cinnamon and the warm bite of clove. And more, a whole lot more, but it remained mysterious. "It’s sort of like pumpkin pie spice with some cardamom, but not really," Rafe said. " Honestly, that’s as far as my thinking takes me."
Dave patted his arm and Rafe almost shivered. He liked touching Dave far too much for his own good. “You did really well. There are some sunflower and chia seeds in there, and the spice is my own garam masala blend today with some extra cardamom because I love the stuff. The last batch I made with bits of crystallized ginger, and orange flower water. The next one? Who knows?” He grinned and took a big bite of his cookie.
Rafe sipped his chocolate milk and was again distracted from watching Dave by the flavors. “What’s in this?”
"Just chocolate syrup."
"Oh no, there has to be something else."
"Nope. That’s what it tastes like when you use real cane sugar and very good raw cocoa."
"It’s amazing. It’s got this… I don’t know what to call it." Sensation was coming at him far too fast; he was having a hard time sorting it all out.
"It’s rich and it’s a little musky, fruity, and kind of warm, isn’t it?"
"Yeah! Man this is good. You should sell this."
Dave reached out and ran his finger over Rafe’s upper lip. “Chocolate milk moustache,” he said with a chuckle.
This time Rafe did shiver a little.
Yesterday I finished a first draft of “Call Me But Love” which is a collection of four riffs based on Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, but focusing on the romantic relationship between Romeo and Mercutio. I need to put it away for a while because I’m sick of looking at it. I’m getting nowhere fast on my contemporary romance novel “Will Work for Food” so I put that aside as well; I find that letting things marinate a bit helps me a lot when I go back to the story.
But I have to work on something, so I pulled out “Variations on a Theme By Dickens,” a novel length collection of five stories all based on Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.” Like “Call Me But Love” it comes out of a genre in fanfic known as “X Things That Never Happened To _____” It’s one of my favorite fan fiction genres, and it’s rather like the musical genre of theme and variations. I think it’s a shame it’s not more used in mainstream fiction, and both “Call Me But Love” and “Variations on a Theme By Dickens” are nods to that genre and an attempt to make it more mainstream.
In the latter, novel-length collection, four of the stories are Dickens-era historicals and one is contemporary, but they’re all quite different. The first is told from the point of view of one of the Cratchit children. The second which is in a tie for my favorite of the group, is “The Atherium” a steampunk fantasy with a rather engaging romance. The fourth is the contemporary retelling, and this is my other favorite because it’s mean and funny and a little romantic, but not in a sappy way. It’s about adults who make mistakes and get involved in silly or inappropriate relationships. And the last one is a letter to Dickens from a former employer.
You noticed there’s no number three, didn’t you? Because I’m in the middle of rereading it now, and I’m not happy with how slow the opening is. It picks up about halfway through the story, but that’s not good enough. I don’t want something that brings the momentum of the first two stories to a crawl. It’s entitled “David Tarried at Jerusalem” and those of you who know your Bible might well guess at the theme. It’s a kind of romance, but one that you know isn’t going to end well for anyone. I need to find a way to make it pop right from the get-go. Unfortunately it’s the one that’s been kicking my butt since I started the project.
However, that’s not your problem, gentle readers, it’s very much mine. I will succeed; I just need to kvetch about it occasionally. So to thank you for putting up with my ramblings, here’s an excerpt from “The Aetherium” the steampunk fantasy romance from “Variations on a Theme by Dickens.”
“You have the advantage of me, sir,” Scrooge replied without looking up from the worn journal splayed across his desk. Time would tell if the stranger was worth the interruption.
The lightly accented voice replied, “If you please, sir, my name is Edwin Mayweather.”
Had Scrooge been afflicted with a sense of humor, he might have framed a reply along the lines of “And if I do not please, who shall you be, then?” But humor was a vice which Scrooge did not count on the debit side of his ledger. In fact, he counted no vices in that column having long become immune to lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath and the rest. As for greed, he felt that it was an extreme position, in no way related to his wise and thrifty ways. He felt he did not so much love money as need it, as a man needs air and water. One could not live without money, at least not as God intended, so the need for it was hardly sinful.
No vices, a few mistakes, nothing more. His considered opinion was that the seven deadly sins could be neatly distilled down into a lack of good, common sense. And common sense he had in abundance.
“What do you want?” he asked, eyes still fixed on the words before him, seeking a clue, always seeking…
“You were recommended to me by Mr. James Tillman, sir, as a man with a good eye for value.”
Value was one of the holy words in Scrooge’s litany, and heeding the name and word of Tillman had never failed to enrich him. “Is that a fact?” Finally he looked up and found that the man standing before him was of middling years, quite tall and startlingly handsome with vivid blue eyes, dark hair lightly shot with grey, and a complexion the color of lightly smoked meerschaum . “Have a seat, Mr. Mayweather,” he said, closing the journal.
Mayweather made himself as comfortable as he could in Marley’s old leather chair. Scrooge never threw anything out, and when the seat of Marley’s chair gave way, he merely put an old account book between it and the cushion and pronounced it “good as new.” The added advantage was that no visitor stayed long in Scrooge’s office. In truth most were disinclined to do so in any event for neither the office with its uniform dark walls, heavy dark furniture and windows so grimy they let in a pitiful amount of light, nor Scrooge himself, a man so much like his surroundings that he seemed to absorb what little light there was, reassured visitors that they were in any wise welcome.
“Now tell me what sort of value we are discussing.”
“A business opportunity, sir. An invention…”
“It isn’t one of those damnable steam-powered contraptions?” he asked, the memory of Robert Cratchit’s horrible death rising up to choke him with horror. Since Robert had been cooked alive in an explosion of one of those steam monstrosities, Scrooge felt a persistent unease at having the Pacioli Accounting Engine on the premises. He did not like steam unless it issued from a tea kettle, and only constant reassurances from Ada Cratchit, who Scrooge now employed to maintain her husband’s invention, and the certainty that he would lose money by going back to using clerks instead of the engine, kept him from selling it.
“Not at all, Mr. Scrooge. It is rather a case of the electronic stimulation of crystal which produces a luminiferous aether. The aether in turn…”
“Is it an expensive process?” Scrooge asked.
Mayweather shrugged eloquently. “It has been somewhat dear,” he admitted. “And now that I am prepared to begin public testing, I shall need a plentiful supply of materials with which to work. It would not do to fall short while presenting my invention to the world. As with all things of this nature, the investment of monies is the only way to ensure that one will make money.”
“Which is why you came to me.”
“Precisely. While I have already created Voltaic cells with copper and nickel the process would be greatly enhanced by the use of silver and gold. And the crystals do not withstand more than two or three uses …”
Scrooge raised a hand. “Pray do not attempt to make me familiar with the process for I have no head for the science of it. Tell me only how I might profit from helping you. What is this invention?”
“I call it “The Aetherium.” I have built a machine which allows the user to communicate with the dead.”
First big news is that I’ve sold a novella to Dreamspinner Press. Â The title is “The Vampyre’s Revenge” and here’s a little teaser for you:
Frank went out one night to pick up a pizza and came home a vampire. It wasn’t what he’d imagined. He’d assumed vampires would be scarier, like the ones on Buffy with their game faces and all. But the vampire who turned him was Mrs. Carlson, his sweet-faced, elderly landlady who lived downstairs, grew roses and fed stray cats.
That night, as he was on his way up the stairs, she stopped him and said she thought there was a cat in the garden who was hurt and would he please help her? And then she’d lured him out to the old garden shed where she’d said “I’m terribly sorry to do this to you, Franklin, but I’m afraid I need to drink a little bit of your blood.” Then she’d held him down, this tiny little white-haired lady who looked like his grandmother, and she’d bitten his neck and drunk his blood.
When she finished, she wiped her mouth on a red-flowered handkerchief (“The blood doesn’t show as much.”) she’d had tucked down the front of her plaid house dress and said “Thank you, dear. Now you won’t tell anyone about this, will you?” Then she patted his cheek.
"Is that it?" Frank asked as he followed her out of the shed. He didn’t even feel much different. A little weak, but otherwise unchanged.
"Is what it?"
"Well, I thought there’d be more to someone drinking my blood."
"Really? Like what?"
"I don’t know… that you’d be scarier or I’d feel different. Or you’d get all young-looking after you fed."
Mrs. Carlson laughed. “Franklin, how long have you known me? I’m an old woman. “She shook her head. “Why don’t you come in the house and I’ll give you some tea; you’ll feel better after a nice cup of hot tea. Bring your pizza along, will you? It smelled awfully good and I always get a bit peckish after feeding.” Frank didn’t know if he found that funny or not.
I’m pretty juiced about it. Â It should be coming out in late winter/early spring. Â I’ll post more details when I know them.
Also, I finally got the rose I’d been coveting for decades now. Â The name is “Souvenir de Malmaison” and it’s a very old Bourbon rose with a heavenly scent. Â Stories about the rose vary from source to source. Â I’ve heard it said that it was Josephine de Beauharnais' (The Empress, Josephine, the “godmother of modern roseomaniacs” ) favorite rose, and also heard it said that it was only named after her rose garden at Malmaison. Â This information comes from A Guide to Antique Roses:
"Originally known as âQueen of Beauty and Fragranceâ this rose received its present name when one of the Grand Dukes of Russia obtained a specimen from the gardens at Malmaison for the Imperial Garden in St. Petersburg. âSouvenir de la Malmaisonâ produces large, flat, quartered blossoms with petals of pale, almost flesh colored pink, and a delightful fragrance. The compact bush rarely grows more than three feet, seemingly spending all its energy on blooming rather than growing."
In keeping with our habit of giving our roses names, we’ve named this one “Josephine” in honor of the woman who is her godmother in spirit if not in fact.
Alas, all is not mazel in Roselandia. Glinda noticed that Therese was being chewed, and this afternoon I discovered the culprit, a gorgeous, golden Japanese beetle. Â I confess I dispatched him as quickly as I could, but hopes for an easy fix were dashed when I read about their mating habits. Â So it’s milky spore and nematodes for us in the spring, and a couple of beetle traps for us now. Â I put up with a lot in the interest of having a welcoming garden for our bees, butterflies, birds, etc., but I will not have my roses eaten, even if the diner is as handsome as the bug I picked off of Therese today.
I was going to do a protracted rant about something else yesterday, but I got sidetracked by the Olympic opening ceremony which I haven’t really watched with any enthusiasm in years. There is only so much of the “And here are our cutest children wearing costumes, carrying flowers, spinning ribbons and releasing balloons while doing ethnic dances” I can take in a lifetime. I hoped Danny Boyle could ring some interesting changes on the whole big, gaudy spectacle but I wasn’t holding my breath.
Well by god, Danny Boyle gets my vote for the best opening ceremony in… ever. Yeah it was still a big, gaudy spectacle with moments of real goofiness (Mr. Bean makes me ridiculously and pointlessly embarrassed, much as I love Rowan Atkinson.) But underneath it all — and no matter what Mr. Boyle says publicly — there was a core of pure liberal joy that made me want to get up and dance.
Now I confess the bucolic opening kind of put me off. Yeah, green and pleasant land and all, but singing “Hey nonny” on the greensward was not an Olympic event last time I looked. After a bit of pastoral fol-de-rol, the Industrial Revolution chugged onto the scene with frock-coated industrialists smugly supervising the uglification of that pretty landscape, huge, ugly smokestacks, and smudged workers who didn’t so much cavort as trudge. The commentators on NBC cheerfully told their viewers that this was a tribute to the industrialization that made Britain great, as clouds of sulfur-scented smoke wafted out of the chimneys and into the stands. Ken Branagh recited Caliban’s “Be not afeared” speech from “The Tempest" and those frock-coated capitalists did a little dance as their money piled up. I said to Glinda that it seemed odd to me to be celebrating the kind of industry that will eventually put all of the UK under water. I still wasn’t quite getting it, though later as I reflected on the forging of one of the five Olympic rings, the symbolism pretty much hit me over the head with one of those hammers.
And then things got really strange. There was a tribute to the National Health Service which is so maligned by the right wing in this country. ”Oh no,” they say “It’s horrible. They hate it in England!” Well right there in front of God and everybody, the commentators read their notes which explained how beloved the NHS is in England. And I whooped and shouted “Suck that, tea baggers!” Poor Glinda, who had gone out to the kitchen for a moment said “What the hell is happening?”
Then there was a children’s nightmare sequence which was an odd sort of tribute to children’s literature, when you think about it, and the children were rescued from their night time horrors by a whole platoon of Mary Poppinses. (Possibly a spoonful of sugar does make the medicine go down.) It all ended with a gigantic baby about which I agreed with the commentator who said he found it kind of creepy.
The Frankie and June segment was a good-humored, and relentlessly multi-racial, tech love story. I particularly liked that the kids who really represented the face of the new generation were mixed-race. The commentators talked about how charismatic they were,
and they were charming, but what I saw first was dark skin. And it was pleasing in my eyes, as was the video montage that followed Frankie and June’s first kiss which included a lesbian kiss and made me yell “GIRLKISSING!” and then, as the montage ended: ”WHERE’S THE BOYKISSING?” You can’t ask for everything, I guess. It was a damn inspiring moment. And then, Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web appeared, and tapped out this message for the world: “This is for everyone.” Again, suck that everyone who wants to censor and control the internet! It’s for everyone; Sir Tim says so and he invented it.
Don’t get me wrong, I loved the sheer goofiness and good humor of H.M. parachuting out of a helicopter over the stadium, accompanied by James Bond. You want to talk indelible images? That’s the one people will be talking about for years. (And it was not lost on me that Daniel Craig is hot like burning, and believe me when I tell you I would hit that like the fist of an angry god if he gave me half a chance.)
I loved the rock and roll because British rock changed popular music several times over. I got a bit misty as I watched the torch being carried along the Thames in a motorboat piloted by David Beckham, and I cried when the Olympic flag was brought to Muhammed Ali .
I am not unaware that while rock is both the music of the people and of youth, punk and rap, which was prominently featured in the show, is the music of the disaffected and disenfranchised and I don’t think that its inclusion was an accident. Nor do I think it’s a coincidence that the torch was carried in accompanied by an honor guard comprised of 500 of the workers who actually built the Olympic stadium, or that the people who carried the Olympic flag into the stadium were:
The church has withdrawn its request for rezoning of the Portage Theater, and has pulled out of the bidding on the property. While I don’t have any other details right now, I believe this makes the current theater operators either the only or the top bidders on the property.
This is wonderful news, particularly coming on top of the successful Patio Theater Kickstarter campaign. Thanks to everyone who supported these projects, with donations or letters or signatures on a petition. You’ve done something good for Chicago neighborhoods; you’ve aided in the process of bringing them back from decrepitude. These two theaters will serve this area for years to come, showing second run, oldies, and holding special events that will enrich their communities.
This is all very exciting.
p.s. Don’t forget that the Patio Kickstarter campaign is accepting donations until tomorrow night. While the donations are a sure thing now, every little bit helps. So please, if you haven’t already pledged, consider giving a few bucks.